Everyday Normal Guy 2 (日常普通人2) (Explicit) - Jon Lajoie

You want some more of this *****

你还想要更多吗

Back in the heezy we could do this all year long

回到过去，我们可以这样一整年

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

I told you in the first song I'll tell you in another

我在第一首歌里告诉过你，现在再告诉你一次

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

I don't have a girlfriend my hand's my only lover

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我没有女朋友，我的手是我唯一的伴侣

我只是个普普通通的家伙

One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper

每周有一晚，妈妈会为我做晚餐

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman

迈克尔·基顿是我最爱的蝙蝠侠

I was walking down the street just the other day

前几天我走在街上

I saw these two fine ******* they were walking my way

看到两位美女朝我走来

Yo what you girls doing tonight is what I wanted to say

我想问她们今晚有什么计划

But suddenly I panicked my voice started to shake

但突然间我慌了 声音开始颤抖

So I put my head down and I just walked away

I had a bus to catch anyway it worked out great

于是我低下头 转身离开

反正我要赶公交车 结果还不错

Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play

上了车 戴上耳机 按下播放键

Sheryl Crow James Blunt and ************* Ace of Bass

Sheryl Crow James Blunt 还有该死的Ace of Bass

Yo what can I say it's just a day in my life

嘿 我能说什么呢 这就是我的一天

I'm up early in the morning in bed early at night

我早起早睡

To be productive at work I got to be well rested

为了工作高效 我必须好好休息

Yeah ************ you heard what I just said

没错 你听到我说的了

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

I don't like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter

我不喜欢人造黄油 我更喜欢黄油的味道

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters

我小时候最喜欢的电影是《超人》和《捉鬼敢死队》

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater

我在水下很难睁开眼睛

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

And I'm not a huge Nicolas Cage fan

而且我不是尼古拉斯·凯奇的狂热粉丝

I'm from a lower-middle class family

我来自一个中下阶层的家庭

Me any my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek

我和兄弟姐妹们玩捉迷藏

I have good memories from my childhood *****

我的童年有着美好的回忆

My favorite toy was my ******* firetruck *****

我最爱的玩具是那该死的消防车

I used to play with that ************ all day long

我曾经整天玩那个玩意儿

Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog

直到我从西尔斯目录中学到了性

And then I played with my ************ all day long

About ten times a day man all year long

然后我整天玩那个玩意儿

每天大约十次，整年如此

My favorite song ************ I don't like to admit it

我最爱的歌，我不太愿意承认

Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic

是席琳·迪翁在《泰坦尼克号》中的那首歌

Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you

每晚在梦中 我都能看见你 感受到你

Every time I hear that ******* **** a tear comes to my eye

Why the **** did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die

每次听到那该死的破事 我的眼泪就止不住

为什么莱昂纳多·迪卡普里奥非得死

Yo I'm not afraid to say admit that I'm a sensitive guy

嘿 我不怕承认 我是个敏感的人

Sticks and stones break my bones

棍棒和石头能打断我的骨头

But it's the words that make me cry

但真正让我哭泣的是那些话语

Like that time in grade three

就像三年级那次

When a girl called me stupid face

一个女孩叫我笨蛋脸

She really hurt me

她真的伤害了我

Why'd she call me stupid face

为什么她叫我蠢脸

Is my face stupid how's that even possible

我的脸很蠢吗 这怎么可能

A person could be stupid but a face that's impossible

**** happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it

一个人可能很蠢 但一张脸不可能

糟糕的事情总是发生 你要学会应对

Regular everyday normal ******* ********

日常的普通狗屁事

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher

每次打架 我通常都是被抬着离开

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

When I got nothing to say I usually talk about the weather

无话可说时 我通常聊聊天气

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

I like the first Back to the Future but the second one was better

我喜欢第一部《回到未来》 但第二部更棒

I'm just a regular everyday normal ************

我只是个普普通通的家伙

I like red peppers better than the green ones

比起青椒 我更喜欢红椒

Ooh-hoo saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher

哦呼 攒钱去买个新洗碗机

Mine broke about six months ago ************

我的坏了大概六个月了 该死的

Go go go go go shawty

走吧走吧走吧走吧 小妞

It's your birthday

今天是你的生日

Go party like it's your birthday

去狂欢吧 就像今天是你的生日

I wasn't invited but it's okay

我没被邀请 但没关系

I'll just stay at home and play some video games

我就待在家里玩电子游戏

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